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Colege Graduate T-shirt

This t-shirt is really sic. Get it? Ah, once again I kill me. Sometimes the simplest jokes make the best funny t-shirts. This shirt simply says:

*Colege
Graduate*

in an all-caps, bold, distressed font. I'd be distressed too, if I didn't know how to spell "college". Show the world that, while all that tuition may have gone to waste, at least you didn't lose your sense of humor.

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Surely You Can't Be Serious - Airplane T-shirt

The classic exchange from the classic comedy, "Airplane", starring Leslie Nielson as Dr. Rumack. Even people who weren't born back in 1980 when the movie was released know these lines:

Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

I like wearing this t-shirt both because it's hilarious, and as a tribute to Leslie Nielson. Surely you want a t-shirt like this, don't you?

Note: T-shirts from Clutch Tees are tapered and can be a bit tighter than what you might be used to. If you prefer a roomier fit, best to get a size larger than you would normally wear. Or you could diet...

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Pink Freud Funny T-shirt

Man, I loved Dark Side Of The Moon. Does that mean my id is under-developed, or that I want to kill my father? You should ask Sigmund Freud - except he's dead. If he'd been alive at the same time, I'm sure he would have had something to say about Pink Floyd.

The Pink Freud t-shirt features a great pic of the great man himself. And he's pink. Therefore, Pink Freud. There's also something suggestive hidden in the smoke from his cigar. If you can see it, you're probably a pervert. If it reminds you of your mother, please don't buy this shirt.

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This T-shirt Goes To 12

This t-shirt goes past eleven, man. Sure, Nigel Tufnel had the coolest amp way back in the 80s when This Is Spinal Tap came out and he showed off his "this one goes to eleven". But now we're into a whole new millennium. If you want to be a heavy-weight these days, you need to take it to the next level. Which is, of course, twelve!

The shirt features an old-school analogue volume knob with numbers from 0 to twelve. Naturally it is set at the maximum volume.

Imagine the reactions from the groupies when they see that you're packing that extra 9.0909%. They'll be begging to "smell the glove"!

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Disheveled Tuxedo T-shirt

A tuxedo t-shirt is a great way to bridge the chasm between formal and slovenly. But what about the after-party? You might feel a bit self-conscious, still wearing your fully formal tux tee while everyone else is loosening the bow ties, undoing a button or two.

Here, for me anyway, is the answer. The Disheveled Tuxedo T-shirt. It's a black formal-style tuxedo print, but with the bow tie hanging loose, top shirt buttons undone, and the shirt un-tucked. A few wrinkles add an extra touch of verisimilitude.

If I'm ever invited to the wedding of one of the Trailer Park Boys, I'm totally wearing this shirt. I won't try to use the word "verisimilitude" in casual conversation there, however.

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Mariachi Tuxedo T-Shirt

Go formal in faux-Mexican style with this awesome Mariachi Tuxedo t-shirt. Flamboyant red and green on a black background is sure to attract attention. A stylish gold button to the side add extra flair and class.

The next time I am invited to a formal event involving a mariachi band, I will definitely wear this funny t-shirt. And all the hottest girls will want to dance with me!

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Meh. T-shirt

Some days I just feel kinda meh. On that kind of day, the last question I want to answer (other than, "Who took my chocolate?") is "How are you doing?". In order to preempt that sort of question, on meh days, I wear my meh. t-shirt. If any of my friends do ask me how I'm doing, I simply point to the shirt and possibly making my patented, "meh" look.

Meh is the perfect word for that sort of mood, meh is exactly what the t-shirt says, in a simple, but light-hearted font:

meh.

I rate this t-shirt at 1 meh. Comes in navy, maroon, red, black, and royal (whatever royal means - must be royal blue...)

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No Air Banding T-shirt

Your headphones are pumping out the Stayin' Alive Soundtrack at full volume. But hold up there, cowpoke. While you're in your own little disco dance-world, the rest of us are in line to pay at the grocery store. Now we're all just staring at you. We know the No Air Banding rule is severe, but trust us: it's for your own good.

By wearing your "NO AIR BANDING" t-shirt, you'll be providing a public service and making checkout lines safer for everybody. Maybe you should get a few, so you can wear one every time you leave the house.

This funny t-shirt comes in 10 different colors and a range sizes. The material is a very soft cotton fabric which feels great and lasts long.

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos T-Shirt

Ah, the great outdoors... Paddling peacefully down the river through pristine wilderness. No sound but the gentle lapping of water, birdsong, and hey! What was that?!? Did you just hear what I just heard? HOLY CRAPOLA!

paddle faster
I hear banjos

This one is a great gift for the outdoorsey types in your life. Or anyone old enough to remember the movie, Deliverance, with its ominous use of the bluegrass classic, Dueling Banjos.

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Bret & Jemaine & Murray & Mel Shirt

The classic "Flight of the Concords" t-shirt. Bret & Jemaine & Murray & Mel, written left-aligned in big letters - what more could you ask for in a cool band t-shirt? I dunno why they left out Dave, though - maybe there wasn't room - but c'mon, Dave's a legend, man!

Anyway, fans of the Concords music and/or TV show will love this one. It's simple in design and high quality, made of premium ring-spun cotton. What's "ring-spun" mean? I have no idea, but it sounds like high-quality to me. If you really need to know, just buy one of these shirts and find out for yourself.

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You'z at The Funny T-shirt House

We're always on the look-out for the latest, funniest tshirt designs to add to our own collections. Funnytshirthouse.com is where we share our favorite funny tees with the world. If you're into wearing clothes that reflect your sense of humour then have a look around. We hope you find something that puts a smile on your face. If you find a funny shirt that you like and want to get one for yourself, we can direct you to the seller. They're all established online shops -each with a solid reputation for customer service and quality.

Why do I wear funny t-shirts?

  • A funny or provocative t-shirt can be a great conversation starter.
  • I can display my sharp wit without opening my mouth and ruining the effect.
  • Funny t-shirts spread joy and cheer throughout the land.
  • I amuse myself when I look in the mirror (and practice reading reversed text)
So there you have it. Great funny t-shirts and great rationalizations for buying them. Full service with a sardonic smile from FunnyTshirtHouse.com. Enjoy!