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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos T-Shirt

Ah, the great outdoors... Paddling peacefully down the river through pristine wilderness. No sound but the gentle lapping of water, birdsong, and hey! What was that?!? Did you just hear what I just heard? HOLY CRAPOLA!

paddle faster
I hear banjos

This one is a great gift for the outdoorsey types in your life. Or anyone old enough to remember the movie, Deliverance, with its ominous use of the bluegrass classic, Dueling Banjos.

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Little Lebowski Urban Achievers Shirt

For fans of The Big Lebowski and all his little friends. If you'd like to show your support for The Dude and his ongoing contributions to society, this funny t-shirt might help. It's the least you could do. And if you're a Little Lebowski the least is exactly how much you want to do.

It appears that little effort was put in to the design of this shirt, which is just as it should be. The text just says:

LITTLE LEBOWSKI
proud we are of all of them
URBAN ACHIEVERS

...and there are a couple of little lightning bolt thingies bracketing the "proud we are" bit. It comes in several colors, but I chose the one with white text on a green background for a retro-ish feel.

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Circle of Trust - Meet the Parents T-shirt

Meet the Parents was a pretty dumb movie, I gotta say. But I did like a couple of bits, like where Robert DeNiro's character (former CIA agent or some other kind of top secret spy dude) was talking about his circle of trust, and drawing diagrams to explain it.

In the diagram featured on this t-shirt, he has sketched out an explanation for his daughter's boyfriend, Focker, telling him just where he fits (or doesn't fit, rather) into the family's circle of trust. I've never worked for the CIA (I swear!), but I am not inclined to give the benefit of the doubt to people I don't know well. So I wear this t-shirt to let pretty much everybody I meet know exactly how I feel about them, trust-wise. Always better to let them know where they stand, don't you think?

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Matrix T-shirt: The Matrix Does Not Want You

I hope your friends aren't the "shoot the messenger" type. Because this shirt is unafraid to tell the hard truths. And sadly, but truly, *the Matrix does not want them. Better that they hear it from you.

Inspired by the iconic movie, The Matrix, this funny t-shirt has the words:

THE MATRIX DOES NOT WANT YOU

There is no image, just the all-caps white text on a dark background (black is what I got). The font is kind of wonky - almost like a captcha image. Cool funny shirt, for brave fans of The Matrix

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El Duderino T-Shirt

There's no such thing as having too many Big Lebowski t-shirts in your wardrobe, I say. Here's another on the "Dude" theme.

The Dude goes by many names. Well, a few names. And they are all pretty much the same. The Dude himself explained it best:

The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

This particular t-shirt is not into the whole brevity thing. So, in a classic cowboy movie font, it boldly hails

EL DUDERINO

This is a must-have t-shirt for all of us members of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers.

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Dumb and Dumber Harry's Tuxedo Tux T-Shirt

Who was Dumb and who was Dumber? Hard to say, though when it comes to tuxedo t-shirts, Lloyd's has my vote. Still, this one here, which is Harry's tuxedo tee (from the movie Dumb and Dumber) looks pretty dumb too. But why over-think it? Just confuses me.

That's why I got both of the Dumb and Dumber tuxedo t-shirts. When I need to attend an event which is formal, yet stupid, I simply choose between them based on a complex algorithm involving the maximal marginal stupidity quotient of the event itself, as correlated to my own projected feelings of dumbness for attending said event. Easy peasy.

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Say Tweet Again - Pulp Fiction T-shirt

Getting sick of the whole Twitter-lution thing? So is Jules, bad-ass-assin from the movie Pulp Fiction. It's time to join forces with this pulp-fictional character to fight the twits. Are you ready?

This awesome t-shirt features the a silhouette of the Jules character (as played by actor Samuel Jackson), pointing his gun. There's a dialogue bubble with the words,

SAY 'TWEET' AGAIN.

The lines from the biblical passage, Ezekiel 25:17 are not included, so you'll need to recite those yourself.

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The Dude Abides T-Shirt

The Big Lebowski is one of my all-time favorite movies, and I've been looking for a funny Lebowski t-shirt for ages. As you know doubt know, The Dude, as played by Jeff Bridges, mistaken for a millionaire who shares the last name Lebowski, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it. Hilarity ensues.

And throughout it all,

The "DUDE ABIDES"

For those who don't happen to know what abides means, no need to admit it now, here is the definition:

to abide (_v_): to endure without yielding or submitting

If that describes your response to adversity and bizarre happenings, then you really should wear this shirt, just to let everyone know what to expect. The straight-forward design of this t-shirt displays the "DUDE ABIDES" in caps in a distressed cowboy-ish font. Perfect.

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Surely You Can't Be Serious - Airplane T-shirt

The classic exchange from the classic comedy, "Airplane", starring Leslie Nielson as Dr. Rumack. Even people who weren't born back in 1980 when the movie was released know these lines:

Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

I like wearing this t-shirt both because it's hilarious, and as a tribute to Leslie Nielson. Surely you want a t-shirt like this, don't you?

Note: T-shirts from Clutch Tees are tapered and can be a bit tighter than what you might be used to. If you prefer a roomier fit, best to get a size larger than you would normally wear. Or you could diet...

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Coffee Is For Closers: Glengarry Glen Ross T-shirt

A funny t-shirt inspired by the movie, Glengarry Glen Ross. The real estate sales company big-wig Blake, played by Alec Baldwin delivers this classic line:

Put. That coffee. Down.
COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!

And that's what's written on this t-shirt, in a sort of coffee-colored lettering, along with a pic of a steaming cup of coffee. Which implies, that the wearer of the shirt is also a closer. i.e. a winner, a success, a manly man. Are you a closer?

Comes in an assortment of manly colors and sizes. But girly girls can wear it too and get irony bonus points.

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The Usual Suspects T-shirt

There's not much to say about this one. No captions needed either. You either get it or you don't. And if you don't, you need to hurry up and watch The Usual Suspects the classic 1995 American neo-noir film.

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Lloyd's Tuxedo Tux T-Shirt from Dumb and Dumber

This cool tuxedo t-shirt was inspired by Lloyd in the movie Dumb and Dumber. If, like me, you think tuxedos are kinda dumb, then join me in expressing your disdain by wearing a dumb tuxedo t-shirt to your next formal event.

A friend of mine got this t-shirt in brilliant orange. It shows dark orange lapels athwart a groovy ruffled shirt front, topped off by a dapper orange bow tie. Very dumb, and yet somehow snazzy at the same time. One of our favorite tuxedo shirts.

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