House MD T-shirts

Dr. Gregory House, the moody genius portrayed by Hugh Laurie in the hit TV Show House MD is a classic TV character. Rude, a bit crude, and curmudgeonly, House is our kind of Doc! Here are our favourites from the Official House t-shirt collection.

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House MD T-shirt: It's Not Lupus

The diagnosis is in. According to Gregory House M.D., "It's not Lupus". And so you might ask, "What's Lupus?" Well, if you're wearing this t-shirt, the answer is right in front of your sternum, though somewhat below your nose. That's right - this House MD shirt features a definition of the disease, Lupus, right on the front. What could be cooler than that?

SYSTEMIC LUPUS ERYTHEMATOSUS (SLE)
N. an inflammatory connective tissue disease that is often held to be an autoimmune disease and that occurs chiefly in women, is characterized especially by fever, skin rash, and arthritis, often by acute hemolytic anemia, by small hemorrhages in the skin and mucous membranes, by inflammation of the pericardium, and in serious cases by involvement of the kidneys and central nervous system.

The back of the short has the text, "It's not lupus."

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House MD Script T-Shirt

Are you constantly quoting scenes from the TV show House MD? If so, you'll want this t-shirt so you can quote scenes without even opening your mouth. Your friends will thank you. Either for the quotes or for not opening your mouth - it depends.

This House MD t-shirt features the House MD series logo on the front and a script excerpt on the back. The dialogue is from a scene where Dr House (played by Hugh Laurie) is talking to Dr. James Wilson (played by Robert Leonard) . It goes like this:

House: If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you.
Wilson: You have a cane, nobody even likes you.

House: I'm not terminal, merely pathetic; you wouldn't believe the crap people let me get away with

The letters are slightly distressed, like Dr. House himself in general, and particularly in the scene quoted from.

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House MD Art T-shirt: Dr. Gregory House

Hugh Laurie gets the Andy Warhol treatment! This is the most colorful of the House MD t-shirts we've found.

Featured is House MD's star, Hugh Laurie, who plays the Sherlock Holmes of the medical profession. Four identical face photos appear in four colorful, contrasting panels of yellow pink, red, and blue. Partly hidden behind the photos are images of a skull and some other body parts. Finally, stamped on top is the official House MD logo.

All in all, a fine, artsy way to pay tribute to our favorite TV Doctor, Gregory House.

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House MD T-shirt: Catscan

I like to wear my heart on my sleeve and my brain on my chest. It's just how I am. And this House MD shirt lets me do just that - at least the brain on the chest part. Of course the cat-scan image isn't really my brain, but who's to know?

This funky House MD shirt has a 9-pane graphic of a brain catscan image in a faded white-on-blue. There's also a partially overlapping logo from the House MD TV series at the bottom. The entire image is slightly tilted to reflect the world-view of the wearer.

Owning this house shirt will show them that, like Dr. House, you value brains over brawn and you've got the photos to prove it.

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Weird Works For Me: House M.D. T-shirt

I tried normal, and it didn't work. So recently, I've been experimenting with weird. And strangely enough, weird works for me. Normally, I don't have much in common with Dr. House, though I am a fan of the show. But, weird as it is, weirdness is our shared "secret for success."

I think I've beaten that little joke to within an inch of its life, so now I'll describe this great House MD shirt. Just off center to the left (from the wearer's perspective) is a photo of Hugh Laurie as Dr. House, looking slightly deranged as usual. His face is half hidden by an intravenous bottle that hangs from one of those metal stands. To the right of that, in 4 different mismatched serif fonts (one for each word) is the line:

WEIRD
WORKS
FOR ME

...and, as with all the official House shirts, there's a House MD logo discreetly place at the bottom. Tastefully weird.

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House MD T-shirt: Genius Has Side Effects

House MD is not your average TV medical melodrama and Gregory House is not your average doctor. They challenge your intellect and get you thinking. This T-shirt will do that, too. I think.

If you're going to make a fashion statement, why not make a statement that provides a benefit to society by making people think a little? However, in my experience, what people usually think when they see this shirt is, "Ew, is that a liver?" And that is, of course, just another side effect of genius...

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House MD I Hear You Caring T-Shirt

Sarcasm and body parts. These are the essential elements of a great House M.D. t-shirt, and this t-shirt has them both. The front design consists of an image of a heart (not the wimpy Valentine-style heart, but a real anatomically correct heart with a big aorta sticking out and everything). The following Dr. House quote is a white text overlay on the heart image:

" I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE...
I CAN HEAR YOU CARING."

Mixed in there in a lighter color is the official House MD logo. If you want everyone around to know that you can hear them caring, try wearing this ultra-cool House t-shirt.

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House MD T-shirt: Normal's Not Normal

Is normal normal? Normally I wouldn't ask that question, and in fact I didn't. Dr. House didn't either. He's not normally one to ask questions at all, because he always know the answers already. What he did do was make the statement:

NORMAL'S NOT NORMAL

That's what this House MD t-shirt says in bold capital letters. Beside the quote, we have a silhouette of Dr. House leaning on his cane. Below all that is the official House MD logo, just so you know this isn't some cheap knock-off.

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There's no I in 'team' - House MD T-shirt

Dr. House is definitely not a "team player". If you're the type to always go it alone, then maybe you'd like to join the House M.D. team and wear this great House t-shirt. Even if you are not a big fan of the TV show House (shame on you if you're not!), you can probably appreciate the wit and wisdom on this funny t-shirt. Because, as the shirt says,

There's no I in 'team'

However...

There is a ME if you jumble it up, though.

He may be a major PITA, but Dr. House doesn't try to hide the truth. This official House M.D. t-shirt has the two lines above printed on the front in simple lettering - no illustrations or photos. On the back you get the HOUSE logo. White lettering on black looks good, too.

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House M.D. T-shirt: Everybody Lies

Another cool House t-shirt. Gregory House M.D., played by Hugh Laurie on the hit TV show is undoubtedly a genius. As for you, well, the jury may be out on that, but perhaps a big photo of House on your chest will create a subconscious association in the minds of others. Besides that, you'll seem extra-chipper in contrast to the morose mug of Doctor House staring out of your torso. Works for me!

This handsome House MD shirt features one of the doctor's popular quotations, "Everybody Lies." There's also a big color photo of Hugh Laurie's face - sad baby blues and stubble included. The House MD logo appears at the lower right. The shirt is black (they may have other colors, too) and the text is a rusty brown.

Get your House MD t-shirt today and boldly proclaim the truth: Everybody Lies.

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House MD T-shirt: I was deluded into thinking I might be crazy

How about an ironic House MD Shirt? This t-shirt features the furrowed brow and slightly demented stare of Hugh Laurie, a.k.a Doctor Gregory House of the hit TV show House.

At one point in the series he thought he was losing his mind, but later realized that was just crazy-talk. Thus the quote, "I was deluded into thinking I might be crazy" I can relate. Can you? If so, then this is the House t-shirt for you.

The Dr. House quote is presented in all-caps in light blue at varied font sizes. The Doctor House photo is also in a sort of monochrome blue sepia-ish kinda color. Needless to say, the text and photo have slightly "distressed" look... Tres chic, as the hipsters like to say.

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House MD Organic T-Shirt: Brain

The coolest guys and gals appreciate a big brain - show them you've got one. This House MD shirt clearly states that what's on your mind is the House TV series. OK, let's try to avoid getting too much into the whole mind/brain dichotomy thing.

This t-shirt has a large image of a brain with the official House MD logo stamped onto it. When you wear this shirt, the brain will appear pretty much directly over your heart. There may be a deep meaning there for those smart enough to get it. And that's just the type of person who watches House MD. This shirt could get you dates!

It's made of organic cotton. so it's that raw cotton off-white color. If that's not your kind of thing (spill spaghetti sauce much?) , then maybe you'll prefer one of the regular cotton versions of the same House t-shirt design.

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House MD T-shirt: The Doctor Is In

The doctor is in. On this particular t-shirt, the doctor, Dr. House that is, is in black and white silhouette, and he's leaning on his cane in a doorway. The all-caps text reads,

"THE DOCTOR IS IN"

Simple and cool. The back side of this t-shirt features the House MD logo.

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