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Surely You Can't Be Serious - Airplane T-shirt

The classic exchange from the classic comedy, "Airplane", starring Leslie Nielson as Dr. Rumack. Even people who weren't born back in 1980 when the movie was released know these lines:

Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

I like wearing this t-shirt both because it's hilarious, and as a tribute to Leslie Nielson. Surely you want a t-shirt like this, don't you?

Note: T-shirts from Clutch Tees are tapered and can be a bit tighter than what you might be used to. If you prefer a roomier fit, best to get a size larger than you would normally wear. Or you could diet...

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Carcetti for Mayor

Although it had it's funny moments, you don't see a lot of funny t-shirts related to the TV series, "The Wire". So in that sense, this t-shirt is a rarity. Tommy Carcetti is the guy who became mayor of Baltimore, starting out as an idealistic reformer and ending up corrupted by the political realities he faced. Hilarious, eh? I don't know why, but I find it amusing - cynicism FTW!

The t-shirt design looks just like one of Carcetti's campaign posters in the show. It's a bit hard to see in the photos here, but it has some stars along the top with "Thomas J. Tommy" written in fairly small letters between. Below that it's just "Carcetti" and "Mayor". Like this:

Thomas J. "Tommy"
CARCETTI
MAYOR

Let's save the great American city of Baltimore. Vote for Tommy!

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Back By Popular Demand T-shirt

This funny t-shirt is back by popular demand. You can tell, because that's what it says right on the front of the shirt. White text on black:

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

No, it does not say "Leaving by popular demand" on the back! That would be mean.

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Say Tweet Again - Pulp Fiction T-shirt

Getting sick of the whole Twitter-lution thing? So is Jules, bad-ass-assin from the movie Pulp Fiction. It's time to join forces with this pulp-fictional character to fight the twits. Are you ready?

This awesome t-shirt features the a silhouette of the Jules character (as played by actor Samuel Jackson), pointing his gun. There's a dialogue bubble with the words,

SAY 'TWEET' AGAIN.

The lines from the biblical passage, Ezekiel 25:17 are not included, so you'll need to recite those yourself.

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Obscure Band T-shirt

There's nothing cooler than having a band t-shirt for a band that nobody has heard of. It can inspire awe and jealousy. THe problem is that before you know it, everybody and his labra-doodle has one and you can't wear it anymore without seeming like a bandwagon jumper. So what to do?

Here's the answer: The

OBSCURE BAND
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF

.. t-shirt. In a sort of retro cowboy western style font (standard indie band typography.) With this t-shirt I know I'll always come out on top in the battle of the obscure band t-shirts.

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Weird Works For Me: House M.D. T-shirt

I tried normal, and it didn't work. So recently, I've been experimenting with weird. And strangely enough, weird works for me. Normally, I don't have much in common with Dr. House, though I am a fan of the show. But, weird as it is, weirdness is our shared "secret for success."

I think I've beaten that little joke to within an inch of its life, so now I'll describe this great House MD shirt. Just off center to the left (from the wearer's perspective) is a photo of Hugh Laurie as Dr. House, looking slightly deranged as usual. His face is half hidden by an intravenous bottle that hangs from one of those metal stands. To the right of that, in 4 different mismatched serif fonts (one for each word) is the line:

WEIRD
WORKS
FOR ME

...and, as with all the official House shirts, there's a House MD logo discreetly place at the bottom. Tastefully weird.

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Noah's Dilemma T-shirt

Fake science has proven beyond that shadow of a dunce that dinosaurs roamed the earth (or at least the part of the earth near Altoona, Kansas - God's Country!) along with humans about 6,000 years ago. Proven by whom, you ask? By a group called "Creationists in Lab-coats". And we all know that if you're wearing a lab coat, you're doing SCIENCE. So, anyway, these dudes found caveman drawings in this little town in the bible belt that prove that dinosaurs marched two-by-two, alongwith all the other animals, onto Noah's Ark.

To commemorate this stupendous scientific achievement, I will proudly wear my new, "Noah's Dilemma" t-shirt whenever I visit my local creationist museum. Like Noah said when he noticed a pair of 35ft, 7 ton tyrannosauruses lined up patiently to get on his dinky little wooden boat,

DAMN.

You said it, Noah. You said it.

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This T-shirt Goes To 12

This t-shirt goes past eleven, man. Sure, Nigel Tufnel had the coolest amp way back in the 80s when This Is Spinal Tap came out and he showed off his "this one goes to eleven". But now we're into a whole new millennium. If you want to be a heavy-weight these days, you need to take it to the next level. Which is, of course, twelve!

The shirt features an old-school analogue volume knob with numbers from 0 to twelve. Naturally it is set at the maximum volume.

Imagine the reactions from the groupies when they see that you're packing that extra 9.0909%. They'll be begging to "smell the glove"!

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Magic Talk Bubble T Shirt

Finally, a t-shirt that understands the value of silence. This shirt features a nicely proportioned talk bubble that says absolutely nothing. It could also be a perfect gift for that someone special in your life who happens to have taken a vow of silence.

If you ever get tired of the empty talk bubble you can always write in something pithy and/or hilarious yourself. Then it will be like a brand new shirt! You could even invite your friends to write in the talk bubble, and wash it out later if their humor doesn't is sub-standard.

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No Air Banding T-shirt

Your headphones are pumping out the Stayin' Alive Soundtrack at full volume. But hold up there, cowpoke. While you're in your own little disco dance-world, the rest of us are in line to pay at the grocery store. Now we're all just staring at you. We know the No Air Banding rule is severe, but trust us: it's for your own good.

By wearing your "NO AIR BANDING" t-shirt, you'll be providing a public service and making checkout lines safer for everybody. Maybe you should get a few, so you can wear one every time you leave the house.

This funny t-shirt comes in 10 different colors and a range sizes. The material is a very soft cotton fabric which feels great and lasts long.

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Why do I wear funny t-shirts?

  • A funny or provocative t-shirt can be a great conversation starter.
  • I can display my sharp wit without opening my mouth and ruining the effect.
  • Funny t-shirts spread joy and cheer throughout the land.
  • I amuse myself when I look in the mirror (and practice reading reversed text)
So there you have it. Great funny t-shirts and great rationalizations for buying them. Full service with a sardonic smile from FunnyTshirtHouse.com. Enjoy!