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No Air Banding T-shirt

Your headphones are pumping out the Stayin' Alive Soundtrack at full volume. But hold up there, cowpoke. While you're in your own little disco dance-world, the rest of us are in line to pay at the grocery store. Now we're all just staring at you. We know the No Air Banding rule is severe, but trust us: it's for your own good.

By wearing your "NO AIR BANDING" t-shirt, you'll be providing a public service and making checkout lines safer for everybody. Maybe you should get a few, so you can wear one every time you leave the house.

This funny t-shirt comes in 10 different colors and a range sizes. The material is a very soft cotton fabric which feels great and lasts long.

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Proud To Be Awesome T-shirt

For whatever reason, there are some people who consistently fail to recognize just how awesome I am. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, so rather than assume that they're idiots, I figure, why not help them out with a subtle hint or two? That's where the "Proud To Be Awesome" t-shirt comes in. So far the results have been inconclusive. But people can be slow to catch on, so I'll be wearing this one every day until such time as those twits at the office get the hint.

PROUD TO BE
Awesome

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Bill Gates Mug Shot Shirt

Bill Gates has certainly come a long way. From young geek to multi-billionaire philanthropist. Still it's good to remember that he used to do stuff just as dumb as you and I do. And he got arrested for it, too. I think we can use this to our advantage.

Next time you plan to do something that could be deemed totally stupid, and possibly slightly illegal, be sure to wear the Bill Gates Mug Shot t-shirt. Then if/when you get into trouble with the authorities, you can point out the fact that Bill Gates once did stuff that was just as dumb, but look at him now!

In other words, don't get caught without this t-shirt. Ha, ha. Get it? Damn, I kill me. I should be getting paid more for writing these t-shirt descriptions.

This is the perfect funny t-shirt for any young delinquents/future billionaires on your shopping list, ( including yourself ).

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Say Tweet Again - Pulp Fiction T-shirt

Getting sick of the whole Twitter-lution thing? So is Jules, bad-ass-assin from the movie Pulp Fiction. It's time to join forces with this pulp-fictional character to fight the twits. Are you ready?

This awesome t-shirt features the a silhouette of the Jules character (as played by actor Samuel Jackson), pointing his gun. There's a dialogue bubble with the words,

SAY 'TWEET' AGAIN.

The lines from the biblical passage, Ezekiel 25:17 are not included, so you'll need to recite those yourself.

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More Cowbell T-shirt

The "More Cowbell" t-shirt is a true classic. Inspired by the legendary SNL skit with Christopher Walken as the music producer who wants just a bit more cowbell, this joke is older than my girlfriend but still makes me laugh every time.

This is the t-shirt for people who remember Saturday Night Live in its heyday or just appreciate a good joke. Wear this funny shirt and you'll be able to tell who's cool and who's a fool by their reactions. Because cool people always want more cowbell!

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Obscure Band T-shirt

There's nothing cooler than having a band t-shirt for a band that nobody has heard of. It can inspire awe and jealousy. THe problem is that before you know it, everybody and his labra-doodle has one and you can't wear it anymore without seeming like a bandwagon jumper. So what to do?

Here's the answer: The

OBSCURE BAND
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF

.. t-shirt. In a sort of retro cowboy western style font (standard indie band typography.) With this t-shirt I know I'll always come out on top in the battle of the obscure band t-shirts.

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Disheveled Tuxedo T-shirt

A tuxedo t-shirt is a great way to bridge the chasm between formal and slovenly. But what about the after-party? You might feel a bit self-conscious, still wearing your fully formal tux tee while everyone else is loosening the bow ties, undoing a button or two.

Here, for me anyway, is the answer. The Disheveled Tuxedo T-shirt. It's a black formal-style tuxedo print, but with the bow tie hanging loose, top shirt buttons undone, and the shirt un-tucked. A few wrinkles add an extra touch of verisimilitude.

If I'm ever invited to the wedding of one of the Trailer Park Boys, I'm totally wearing this shirt. I won't try to use the word "verisimilitude" in casual conversation there, however.

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Noah's Dilemma T-shirt

Fake science has proven beyond that shadow of a dunce that dinosaurs roamed the earth (or at least the part of the earth near Altoona, Kansas - God's Country!) along with humans about 6,000 years ago. Proven by whom, you ask? By a group called "Creationists in Lab-coats". And we all know that if you're wearing a lab coat, you're doing SCIENCE. So, anyway, these dudes found caveman drawings in this little town in the bible belt that prove that dinosaurs marched two-by-two, alongwith all the other animals, onto Noah's Ark.

To commemorate this stupendous scientific achievement, I will proudly wear my new, "Noah's Dilemma" t-shirt whenever I visit my local creationist museum. Like Noah said when he noticed a pair of 35ft, 7 ton tyrannosauruses lined up patiently to get on his dinky little wooden boat,

DAMN.

You said it, Noah. You said it.

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Ari Gold Is My Agent T-shirt

I used to be the Rodney Dangerfield of my bowling club - didn't get no respect. No matter how snazzy my bowling pants were. But then I got Ari Gold as my agent. Now I'm treated like a movie star wherever I go. I have my own entourage. Johnny Drama calls me up for fashion advice.

I highly recommend that you get Ari Gold as your agent. If you can't get Ari on the phone, though, the next best thing is to falsely claim that he's your agent. How would anybody even check up on that? The guy never answers his phone.

The shirt is simple and straight to the point. No photo, no graphics. In a simple font it boldly states:

Ari Gold
is my agent

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Carcetti for Mayor

Although it had it's funny moments, you don't see a lot of funny t-shirts related to the TV series, "The Wire". So in that sense, this t-shirt is a rarity. Tommy Carcetti is the guy who became mayor of Baltimore, starting out as an idealistic reformer and ending up corrupted by the political realities he faced. Hilarious, eh? I don't know why, but I find it amusing - cynicism FTW!

The t-shirt design looks just like one of Carcetti's campaign posters in the show. It's a bit hard to see in the photos here, but it has some stars along the top with "Thomas J. Tommy" written in fairly small letters between. Below that it's just "Carcetti" and "Mayor". Like this:

Thomas J. "Tommy"
CARCETTI
MAYOR

Let's save the great American city of Baltimore. Vote for Tommy!

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Why do I wear funny t-shirts?

  • A funny or provocative t-shirt can be a great conversation starter.
  • I can display my sharp wit without opening my mouth and ruining the effect.
  • Funny t-shirts spread joy and cheer throughout the land.
  • I amuse myself when I look in the mirror (and practice reading reversed text)
So there you have it. Great funny t-shirts and great rationalizations for buying them. Full service with a sardonic smile from FunnyTshirtHouse.com. Enjoy!