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Da Vinci Rock Man T-shirt

Everybody know that Leonardo rocks. No. Not that Leonardo. I mean, of course Leonardo da Vinci. Artist, scientist, inventor, celebrity chef, and a man with undeniably awesome hair.

Well, I'd now like to introduce you to a tribute tee to the great man and his massive contributions to mankind. The Da Vinci Rocks Out t-shirt. It features the iconic da Vinci anatomical diagram man, rocking out Pete Townsend style on his guitar.

A must have for any aspiring renaissance rock man or woman!

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Circle of Trust - Meet the Parents T-shirt

Meet the Parents was a pretty dumb movie, I gotta say. But I did like a couple of bits, like where Robert DeNiro's character (former CIA agent or some other kind of top secret spy dude) was talking about his circle of trust, and drawing diagrams to explain it.

In the diagram featured on this t-shirt, he has sketched out an explanation for his daughter's boyfriend, Focker, telling him just where he fits (or doesn't fit, rather) into the family's circle of trust. I've never worked for the CIA (I swear!), but I am not inclined to give the benefit of the doubt to people I don't know well. So I wear this t-shirt to let pretty much everybody I meet know exactly how I feel about them, trust-wise. Always better to let them know where they stand, don't you think?

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Pink Freud Funny T-shirt

Man, I loved Dark Side Of The Moon. Does that mean my id is under-developed, or that I want to kill my father? You should ask Sigmund Freud - except he's dead. If he'd been alive at the same time, I'm sure he would have had something to say about Pink Floyd.

The Pink Freud t-shirt features a great pic of the great man himself. And he's pink. Therefore, Pink Freud. There's also something suggestive hidden in the smoke from his cigar. If you can see it, you're probably a pervert. If it reminds you of your mother, please don't buy this shirt.

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Weird Works For Me: House M.D. T-shirt

I tried normal, and it didn't work. So recently, I've been experimenting with weird. And strangely enough, weird works for me. Normally, I don't have much in common with Dr. House, though I am a fan of the show. But, weird as it is, weirdness is our shared "secret for success."

I think I've beaten that little joke to within an inch of its life, so now I'll describe this great House MD shirt. Just off center to the left (from the wearer's perspective) is a photo of Hugh Laurie as Dr. House, looking slightly deranged as usual. His face is half hidden by an intravenous bottle that hangs from one of those metal stands. To the right of that, in 4 different mismatched serif fonts (one for each word) is the line:

WEIRD
WORKS
FOR ME

...and, as with all the official House shirts, there's a House MD logo discreetly place at the bottom. Tastefully weird.

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This T-shirt Goes To 12

This t-shirt goes past eleven, man. Sure, Nigel Tufnel had the coolest amp way back in the 80s when This Is Spinal Tap came out and he showed off his "this one goes to eleven". But now we're into a whole new millennium. If you want to be a heavy-weight these days, you need to take it to the next level. Which is, of course, twelve!

The shirt features an old-school analogue volume knob with numbers from 0 to twelve. Naturally it is set at the maximum volume.

Imagine the reactions from the groupies when they see that you're packing that extra 9.0909%. They'll be begging to "smell the glove"!

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Mariachi Tuxedo T-Shirt

Go formal in faux-Mexican style with this awesome Mariachi Tuxedo t-shirt. Flamboyant red and green on a black background is sure to attract attention. A stylish gold button to the side add extra flair and class.

The next time I am invited to a formal event involving a mariachi band, I will definitely wear this funny t-shirt. And all the hottest girls will want to dance with me!

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Back By Popular Demand T-shirt

This funny t-shirt is back by popular demand. You can tell, because that's what it says right on the front of the shirt. White text on black:

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

No, it does not say "Leaving by popular demand" on the back! That would be mean.

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Bill Gates Mug Shot Shirt

Bill Gates has certainly come a long way. From young geek to multi-billionaire philanthropist. Still it's good to remember that he used to do stuff just as dumb as you and I do. And he got arrested for it, too. I think we can use this to our advantage.

Next time you plan to do something that could be deemed totally stupid, and possibly slightly illegal, be sure to wear the Bill Gates Mug Shot t-shirt. Then if/when you get into trouble with the authorities, you can point out the fact that Bill Gates once did stuff that was just as dumb, but look at him now!

In other words, don't get caught without this t-shirt. Ha, ha. Get it? Damn, I kill me. I should be getting paid more for writing these t-shirt descriptions.

This is the perfect funny t-shirt for any young delinquents/future billionaires on your shopping list, ( including yourself ).

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Obscure Band T-shirt

There's nothing cooler than having a band t-shirt for a band that nobody has heard of. It can inspire awe and jealousy. THe problem is that before you know it, everybody and his labra-doodle has one and you can't wear it anymore without seeming like a bandwagon jumper. So what to do?

Here's the answer: The

OBSCURE BAND
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF

.. t-shirt. In a sort of retro cowboy western style font (standard indie band typography.) With this t-shirt I know I'll always come out on top in the battle of the obscure band t-shirts.

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More Cowbell T-shirt

The "More Cowbell" t-shirt is a true classic. Inspired by the legendary SNL skit with Christopher Walken as the music producer who wants just a bit more cowbell, this joke is older than my girlfriend but still makes me laugh every time.

This is the t-shirt for people who remember Saturday Night Live in its heyday or just appreciate a good joke. Wear this funny shirt and you'll be able to tell who's cool and who's a fool by their reactions. Because cool people always want more cowbell!

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Why do I wear funny t-shirts?

  • A funny or provocative t-shirt can be a great conversation starter.
  • I can display my sharp wit without opening my mouth and ruining the effect.
  • Funny t-shirts spread joy and cheer throughout the land.
  • I amuse myself when I look in the mirror (and practice reading reversed text)
So there you have it. Great funny t-shirts and great rationalizations for buying them. Full service with a sardonic smile from FunnyTshirtHouse.com. Enjoy!