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Medellin: Entourage T-shirt

Another funny tshirt inspired by the TV show Entourage. "Medellin. A Pablo Escobar Story" is a movie within a TV show. It's Vincent Chase's greatest role ever (or at least this season).

There's even an official Medellin - The Movie website with trailers, photos, etc. Check it out.

Vincent Chase, as you've never seen him before, reveals the human side of the monster, and MEDELLIN explores why this charismatic murderer and drug kingpin also had many followers.

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Circle of Trust - Meet the Parents T-shirt

Meet the Parents was a pretty dumb movie, I gotta say. But I did like a couple of bits, like where Robert DeNiro's character (former CIA agent or some other kind of top secret spy dude) was talking about his circle of trust, and drawing diagrams to explain it.

In the diagram featured on this t-shirt, he has sketched out an explanation for his daughter's boyfriend, Focker, telling him just where he fits (or doesn't fit, rather) into the family's circle of trust. I've never worked for the CIA (I swear!), but I am not inclined to give the benefit of the doubt to people I don't know well. So I wear this t-shirt to let pretty much everybody I meet know exactly how I feel about them, trust-wise. Always better to let them know where they stand, don't you think?

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Da Vinci Rock Man T-shirt

Everybody know that Leonardo rocks. No. Not that Leonardo. I mean, of course Leonardo da Vinci. Artist, scientist, inventor, celebrity chef, and a man with undeniably awesome hair.

Well, I'd now like to introduce you to a tribute tee to the great man and his massive contributions to mankind. The Da Vinci Rocks Out t-shirt. It features the iconic da Vinci anatomical diagram man, rocking out Pete Townsend style on his guitar.

A must have for any aspiring renaissance rock man or woman!

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Coffee Is For Closers: Glengarry Glen Ross T-shirt

A funny t-shirt inspired by the movie, Glengarry Glen Ross. The real estate sales company big-wig Blake, played by Alec Baldwin delivers this classic line:

Put. That coffee. Down.
COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!

And that's what's written on this t-shirt, in a sort of coffee-colored lettering, along with a pic of a steaming cup of coffee. Which implies, that the wearer of the shirt is also a closer. i.e. a winner, a success, a manly man. Are you a closer?

Comes in an assortment of manly colors and sizes. But girly girls can wear it too and get irony bonus points.

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos T-Shirt

Ah, the great outdoors... Paddling peacefully down the river through pristine wilderness. No sound but the gentle lapping of water, birdsong, and hey! What was that?!? Did you just hear what I just heard? HOLY CRAPOLA!

paddle faster
I hear banjos

This one is a great gift for the outdoorsey types in your life. Or anyone old enough to remember the movie, Deliverance, with its ominous use of the bluegrass classic, Dueling Banjos.

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Meh. T-shirt

Some days I just feel kinda meh. On that kind of day, the last question I want to answer (other than, "Who took my chocolate?") is "How are you doing?". In order to preempt that sort of question, on meh days, I wear my meh. t-shirt. If any of my friends do ask me how I'm doing, I simply point to the shirt and possibly making my patented, "meh" look.

Meh is the perfect word for that sort of mood, meh is exactly what the t-shirt says, in a simple, but light-hearted font:

meh.

I rate this t-shirt at 1 meh. Comes in navy, maroon, red, black, and royal (whatever royal means - must be royal blue...)

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Mariachi Tuxedo T-Shirt

Go formal in faux-Mexican style with this awesome Mariachi Tuxedo t-shirt. Flamboyant red and green on a black background is sure to attract attention. A stylish gold button to the side add extra flair and class.

The next time I am invited to a formal event involving a mariachi band, I will definitely wear this funny t-shirt. And all the hottest girls will want to dance with me!

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NSFW - T-shirt

New Sandals From Walmart? I think that's what "NSFW" stands for on this shirt. Which sure is funny to me, because, like who the heck would brag about getting their sandals from a place like that? I think this is a fabulous funny t-shirt, but I haven't decided yet whether or not to buy it.

See, I was looking for a shirt to wear to the office on casual Friday. But since I'm not completely sure what NSFW means, I worry that maybe this t-shirt is

Not Safe For Work

Hmmm. I dunno. What do you think?

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Bill Gates Mug Shot Shirt

Bill Gates has certainly come a long way. From young geek to multi-billionaire philanthropist. Still it's good to remember that he used to do stuff just as dumb as you and I do. And he got arrested for it, too. I think we can use this to our advantage.

Next time you plan to do something that could be deemed totally stupid, and possibly slightly illegal, be sure to wear the Bill Gates Mug Shot t-shirt. Then if/when you get into trouble with the authorities, you can point out the fact that Bill Gates once did stuff that was just as dumb, but look at him now!

In other words, don't get caught without this t-shirt. Ha, ha. Get it? Damn, I kill me. I should be getting paid more for writing these t-shirt descriptions.

This is the perfect funny t-shirt for any young delinquents/future billionaires on your shopping list, ( including yourself ).

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Oh, by the way... I'm Awesome T-shirt

Sometimes people fail to realize right away that I am totally awesome. To combat ignorance and prevent people from dissing me by mistake, I like to wear my I'm Awesome t-shirt. This keeps everyone informed of my awesomeness at all times.

This awesomely funny t-shirt features an image of Bruce Lee doing a classic kung-fu punch. That alone will inform the clued-in that you are indeed awesome. But just in case, the message is spelled out form them above in a funk-tastic font:

Oh, by the way...
I'm Awesome

The text is black and white and the Bruce lee image is a black and white silhouette. The background is whatever t-shirt color you select. This tee comes in the usually variety of fabulous colors, but we recommend the dynamic red to maximize the awesome.

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Why do I wear funny t-shirts?

  • A funny or provocative t-shirt can be a great conversation starter.
  • I can display my sharp wit without opening my mouth and ruining the effect.
  • Funny t-shirts spread joy and cheer throughout the land.
  • I amuse myself when I look in the mirror (and practice reading reversed text)
So there you have it. Great funny t-shirts and great rationalizations for buying them. Full service with a sardonic smile from FunnyTshirtHouse.com. Enjoy!