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Obscure Band T-shirt

There's nothing cooler than having a band t-shirt for a band that nobody has heard of. It can inspire awe and jealousy. THe problem is that before you know it, everybody and his labra-doodle has one and you can't wear it anymore without seeming like a bandwagon jumper. So what to do?

Here's the answer: The

OBSCURE BAND
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF

.. t-shirt. In a sort of retro cowboy western style font (standard indie band typography.) With this t-shirt I know I'll always come out on top in the battle of the obscure band t-shirts.

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Black Tuxedo T-shirt

This is, I believe the most formal of the tuxedo t-shirts we've found so far. A look that says,

I may be a t-shirt-wearing slob, but I am The Master of Ceremonies so sit down and SFTU!

Not suited for funerals. The shirt-front is pleated (classy!) rather that ruffled (kitchy). A red rose in the lapel add a touch of romantic flair. The dapper matching red bow tie and red shirt buttons give it some flash. I chose the black.

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Back By Popular Demand T-shirt

This funny t-shirt is back by popular demand. You can tell, because that's what it says right on the front of the shirt. White text on black:

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

No, it does not say "Leaving by popular demand" on the back! That would be mean.

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Da Vinci Rock Man T-shirt

Everybody know that Leonardo rocks. No. Not that Leonardo. I mean, of course Leonardo da Vinci. Artist, scientist, inventor, celebrity chef, and a man with undeniably awesome hair.

Well, I'd now like to introduce you to a tribute tee to the great man and his massive contributions to mankind. The Da Vinci Rocks Out t-shirt. It features the iconic da Vinci anatomical diagram man, rocking out Pete Townsend style on his guitar.

A must have for any aspiring renaissance rock man or woman!

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Disheveled Tuxedo T-shirt

A tuxedo t-shirt is a great way to bridge the chasm between formal and slovenly. But what about the after-party? You might feel a bit self-conscious, still wearing your fully formal tux tee while everyone else is loosening the bow ties, undoing a button or two.

Here, for me anyway, is the answer. The Disheveled Tuxedo T-shirt. It's a black formal-style tuxedo print, but with the bow tie hanging loose, top shirt buttons undone, and the shirt un-tucked. A few wrinkles add an extra touch of verisimilitude.

If I'm ever invited to the wedding of one of the Trailer Park Boys, I'm totally wearing this shirt. I won't try to use the word "verisimilitude" in casual conversation there, however.

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NSFW - T-shirt

New Sandals From Walmart? I think that's what "NSFW" stands for on this shirt. Which sure is funny to me, because, like who the heck would brag about getting their sandals from a place like that? I think this is a fabulous funny t-shirt, but I haven't decided yet whether or not to buy it.

See, I was looking for a shirt to wear to the office on casual Friday. But since I'm not completely sure what NSFW means, I worry that maybe this t-shirt is

Not Safe For Work

Hmmm. I dunno. What do you think?

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Approved Stamp shirt

You don't want people to think you're the type of person who's always seeking the approval of others. People frown on that sort of behavior. What better way to convince them all that you don't need their approval than to show that you've already been approved? With a great big "APPROVED" stamp emblazoned across your chest, everybody will know that you don't care what they think. And that will surely make them like you.

There's a light, stamp-shaped outline around the all-caps "APPROVED" text to achieve the office stamp effect.

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Weird Works For Me: House M.D. T-shirt

I tried normal, and it didn't work. So recently, I've been experimenting with weird. And strangely enough, weird works for me. Normally, I don't have much in common with Dr. House, though I am a fan of the show. But, weird as it is, weirdness is our shared "secret for success."

I think I've beaten that little joke to within an inch of its life, so now I'll describe this great House MD shirt. Just off center to the left (from the wearer's perspective) is a photo of Hugh Laurie as Dr. House, looking slightly deranged as usual. His face is half hidden by an intravenous bottle that hangs from one of those metal stands. To the right of that, in 4 different mismatched serif fonts (one for each word) is the line:

WEIRD
WORKS
FOR ME

...and, as with all the official House shirts, there's a House MD logo discreetly place at the bottom. Tastefully weird.

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Colege Graduate T-shirt

This t-shirt is really sic. Get it? Ah, once again I kill me. Sometimes the simplest jokes make the best funny t-shirts. This shirt simply says:

*Colege
Graduate*

in an all-caps, bold, distressed font. I'd be distressed too, if I didn't know how to spell "college". Show the world that, while all that tuition may have gone to waste, at least you didn't lose your sense of humor.

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Carcetti for Mayor

Although it had it's funny moments, you don't see a lot of funny t-shirts related to the TV series, "The Wire". So in that sense, this t-shirt is a rarity. Tommy Carcetti is the guy who became mayor of Baltimore, starting out as an idealistic reformer and ending up corrupted by the political realities he faced. Hilarious, eh? I don't know why, but I find it amusing - cynicism FTW!

The t-shirt design looks just like one of Carcetti's campaign posters in the show. It's a bit hard to see in the photos here, but it has some stars along the top with "Thomas J. Tommy" written in fairly small letters between. Below that it's just "Carcetti" and "Mayor". Like this:

Thomas J. "Tommy"
CARCETTI
MAYOR

Let's save the great American city of Baltimore. Vote for Tommy!

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Why do I wear funny t-shirts?

  • A funny or provocative t-shirt can be a great conversation starter.
  • I can display my sharp wit without opening my mouth and ruining the effect.
  • Funny t-shirts spread joy and cheer throughout the land.
  • I amuse myself when I look in the mirror (and practice reading reversed text)
So there you have it. Great funny t-shirts and great rationalizations for buying them. Full service with a sardonic smile from FunnyTshirtHouse.com. Enjoy!