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Ari Gold Is My Agent T-shirt

I used to be the Rodney Dangerfield of my bowling club - didn't get no respect. No matter how snazzy my bowling pants were. But then I got Ari Gold as my agent. Now I'm treated like a movie star wherever I go. I have my own entourage. Johnny Drama calls me up for fashion advice.

I highly recommend that you get Ari Gold as your agent. If you can't get Ari on the phone, though, the next best thing is to falsely claim that he's your agent. How would anybody even check up on that? The guy never answers his phone.

The shirt is simple and straight to the point. No photo, no graphics. In a simple font it boldly states:

Ari Gold
is my agent

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Obscure Band T-shirt

There's nothing cooler than having a band t-shirt for a band that nobody has heard of. It can inspire awe and jealousy. THe problem is that before you know it, everybody and his labra-doodle has one and you can't wear it anymore without seeming like a bandwagon jumper. So what to do?

Here's the answer: The

OBSCURE BAND
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF

.. t-shirt. In a sort of retro cowboy western style font (standard indie band typography.) With this t-shirt I know I'll always come out on top in the battle of the obscure band t-shirts.

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Weird Works For Me: House M.D. T-shirt

I tried normal, and it didn't work. So recently, I've been experimenting with weird. And strangely enough, weird works for me. Normally, I don't have much in common with Dr. House, though I am a fan of the show. But, weird as it is, weirdness is our shared "secret for success."

I think I've beaten that little joke to within an inch of its life, so now I'll describe this great House MD shirt. Just off center to the left (from the wearer's perspective) is a photo of Hugh Laurie as Dr. House, looking slightly deranged as usual. His face is half hidden by an intravenous bottle that hangs from one of those metal stands. To the right of that, in 4 different mismatched serif fonts (one for each word) is the line:

WEIRD
WORKS
FOR ME

...and, as with all the official House shirts, there's a House MD logo discreetly place at the bottom. Tastefully weird.

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Noah's Dilemma T-shirt

Fake science has proven beyond that shadow of a dunce that dinosaurs roamed the earth (or at least the part of the earth near Altoona, Kansas - God's Country!) along with humans about 6,000 years ago. Proven by whom, you ask? By a group called "Creationists in Lab-coats". And we all know that if you're wearing a lab coat, you're doing SCIENCE. So, anyway, these dudes found caveman drawings in this little town in the bible belt that prove that dinosaurs marched two-by-two, alongwith all the other animals, onto Noah's Ark.

To commemorate this stupendous scientific achievement, I will proudly wear my new, "Noah's Dilemma" t-shirt whenever I visit my local creationist museum. Like Noah said when he noticed a pair of 35ft, 7 ton tyrannosauruses lined up patiently to get on his dinky little wooden boat,

DAMN.

You said it, Noah. You said it.

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Mariachi Tuxedo T-Shirt

Go formal in faux-Mexican style with this awesome Mariachi Tuxedo t-shirt. Flamboyant red and green on a black background is sure to attract attention. A stylish gold button to the side add extra flair and class.

The next time I am invited to a formal event involving a mariachi band, I will definitely wear this funny t-shirt. And all the hottest girls will want to dance with me!

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More Cowbell T-shirt

The "More Cowbell" t-shirt is a true classic. Inspired by the legendary SNL skit with Christopher Walken as the music producer who wants just a bit more cowbell, this joke is older than my girlfriend but still makes me laugh every time.

This is the t-shirt for people who remember Saturday Night Live in its heyday or just appreciate a good joke. Wear this funny shirt and you'll be able to tell who's cool and who's a fool by their reactions. Because cool people always want more cowbell!

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Circle of Trust - Meet the Parents T-shirt

Meet the Parents was a pretty dumb movie, I gotta say. But I did like a couple of bits, like where Robert DeNiro's character (former CIA agent or some other kind of top secret spy dude) was talking about his circle of trust, and drawing diagrams to explain it.

In the diagram featured on this t-shirt, he has sketched out an explanation for his daughter's boyfriend, Focker, telling him just where he fits (or doesn't fit, rather) into the family's circle of trust. I've never worked for the CIA (I swear!), but I am not inclined to give the benefit of the doubt to people I don't know well. So I wear this t-shirt to let pretty much everybody I meet know exactly how I feel about them, trust-wise. Always better to let them know where they stand, don't you think?

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Meh. T-shirt

Some days I just feel kinda meh. On that kind of day, the last question I want to answer (other than, "Who took my chocolate?") is "How are you doing?". In order to preempt that sort of question, on meh days, I wear my meh. t-shirt. If any of my friends do ask me how I'm doing, I simply point to the shirt and possibly making my patented, "meh" look.

Meh is the perfect word for that sort of mood, meh is exactly what the t-shirt says, in a simple, but light-hearted font:

meh.

I rate this t-shirt at 1 meh. Comes in navy, maroon, red, black, and royal (whatever royal means - must be royal blue...)

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Surely You Can't Be Serious - Airplane T-shirt

The classic exchange from the classic comedy, "Airplane", starring Leslie Nielson as Dr. Rumack. Even people who weren't born back in 1980 when the movie was released know these lines:

Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

I like wearing this t-shirt both because it's hilarious, and as a tribute to Leslie Nielson. Surely you want a t-shirt like this, don't you?

Note: T-shirts from Clutch Tees are tapered and can be a bit tighter than what you might be used to. If you prefer a roomier fit, best to get a size larger than you would normally wear. Or you could diet...

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Medellin: Entourage T-shirt

Another funny tshirt inspired by the TV show Entourage. "Medellin. A Pablo Escobar Story" is a movie within a TV show. It's Vincent Chase's greatest role ever (or at least this season).

There's even an official Medellin - The Movie website with trailers, photos, etc. Check it out.

Vincent Chase, as you've never seen him before, reveals the human side of the monster, and MEDELLIN explores why this charismatic murderer and drug kingpin also had many followers.

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Why do I wear funny t-shirts?

  • A funny or provocative t-shirt can be a great conversation starter.
  • I can display my sharp wit without opening my mouth and ruining the effect.
  • Funny t-shirts spread joy and cheer throughout the land.
  • I amuse myself when I look in the mirror (and practice reading reversed text)
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