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Coffee Is For Closers: Glengarry Glen Ross T-shirt

A funny t-shirt inspired by the movie, Glengarry Glen Ross. The real estate sales company big-wig Blake, played by Alec Baldwin delivers this classic line:

Put. That coffee. Down.
COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!

And that's what's written on this t-shirt, in a sort of coffee-colored lettering, along with a pic of a steaming cup of coffee. Which implies, that the wearer of the shirt is also a closer. i.e. a winner, a success, a manly man. Are you a closer?

Comes in an assortment of manly colors and sizes. But girly girls can wear it too and get irony bonus points.

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Colege Graduate T-shirt

This t-shirt is really sic. Get it? Ah, once again I kill me. Sometimes the simplest jokes make the best funny t-shirts. This shirt simply says:

*Colege
Graduate*

in an all-caps, bold, distressed font. I'd be distressed too, if I didn't know how to spell "college". Show the world that, while all that tuition may have gone to waste, at least you didn't lose your sense of humor.

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Ari Gold Is My Agent T-shirt

I used to be the Rodney Dangerfield of my bowling club - didn't get no respect. No matter how snazzy my bowling pants were. But then I got Ari Gold as my agent. Now I'm treated like a movie star wherever I go. I have my own entourage. Johnny Drama calls me up for fashion advice.

I highly recommend that you get Ari Gold as your agent. If you can't get Ari on the phone, though, the next best thing is to falsely claim that he's your agent. How would anybody even check up on that? The guy never answers his phone.

The shirt is simple and straight to the point. No photo, no graphics. In a simple font it boldly states:

Ari Gold
is my agent

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More Cowbell T-shirt

The "More Cowbell" t-shirt is a true classic. Inspired by the legendary SNL skit with Christopher Walken as the music producer who wants just a bit more cowbell, this joke is older than my girlfriend but still makes me laugh every time.

This is the t-shirt for people who remember Saturday Night Live in its heyday or just appreciate a good joke. Wear this funny shirt and you'll be able to tell who's cool and who's a fool by their reactions. Because cool people always want more cowbell!

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Meh. T-shirt

Some days I just feel kinda meh. On that kind of day, the last question I want to answer (other than, "Who took my chocolate?") is "How are you doing?". In order to preempt that sort of question, on meh days, I wear my meh. t-shirt. If any of my friends do ask me how I'm doing, I simply point to the shirt and possibly making my patented, "meh" look.

Meh is the perfect word for that sort of mood, meh is exactly what the t-shirt says, in a simple, but light-hearted font:

meh.

I rate this t-shirt at 1 meh. Comes in navy, maroon, red, black, and royal (whatever royal means - must be royal blue...)

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Pink Freud Funny T-shirt

Man, I loved Dark Side Of The Moon. Does that mean my id is under-developed, or that I want to kill my father? You should ask Sigmund Freud - except he's dead. If he'd been alive at the same time, I'm sure he would have had something to say about Pink Floyd.

The Pink Freud t-shirt features a great pic of the great man himself. And he's pink. Therefore, Pink Freud. There's also something suggestive hidden in the smoke from his cigar. If you can see it, you're probably a pervert. If it reminds you of your mother, please don't buy this shirt.

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos T-Shirt

Ah, the great outdoors... Paddling peacefully down the river through pristine wilderness. No sound but the gentle lapping of water, birdsong, and hey! What was that?!? Did you just hear what I just heard? HOLY CRAPOLA!

paddle faster
I hear banjos

This one is a great gift for the outdoorsey types in your life. Or anyone old enough to remember the movie, Deliverance, with its ominous use of the bluegrass classic, Dueling Banjos.

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Mariachi Tuxedo T-Shirt

Go formal in faux-Mexican style with this awesome Mariachi Tuxedo t-shirt. Flamboyant red and green on a black background is sure to attract attention. A stylish gold button to the side add extra flair and class.

The next time I am invited to a formal event involving a mariachi band, I will definitely wear this funny t-shirt. And all the hottest girls will want to dance with me!

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Obscure Band T-shirt

There's nothing cooler than having a band t-shirt for a band that nobody has heard of. It can inspire awe and jealousy. THe problem is that before you know it, everybody and his labra-doodle has one and you can't wear it anymore without seeming like a bandwagon jumper. So what to do?

Here's the answer: The

OBSCURE BAND
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF

.. t-shirt. In a sort of retro cowboy western style font (standard indie band typography.) With this t-shirt I know I'll always come out on top in the battle of the obscure band t-shirts.

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Back By Popular Demand T-shirt

This funny t-shirt is back by popular demand. You can tell, because that's what it says right on the front of the shirt. White text on black:

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

No, it does not say "Leaving by popular demand" on the back! That would be mean.

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Why do I wear funny t-shirts?

  • A funny or provocative t-shirt can be a great conversation starter.
  • I can display my sharp wit without opening my mouth and ruining the effect.
  • Funny t-shirts spread joy and cheer throughout the land.
  • I amuse myself when I look in the mirror (and practice reading reversed text)
So there you have it. Great funny t-shirts and great rationalizations for buying them. Full service with a sardonic smile from FunnyTshirtHouse.com. Enjoy!