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Surely You Can't Be Serious - Airplane T-shirt

The classic exchange from the classic comedy, "Airplane", starring Leslie Nielson as Dr. Rumack. Even people who weren't born back in 1980 when the movie was released know these lines:

Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

I like wearing this t-shirt both because it's hilarious, and as a tribute to Leslie Nielson. Surely you want a t-shirt like this, don't you?

Note: T-shirts from Clutch Tees are tapered and can be a bit tighter than what you might be used to. If you prefer a roomier fit, best to get a size larger than you would normally wear. Or you could diet...

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No Air Banding T-shirt

Your headphones are pumping out the Stayin' Alive Soundtrack at full volume. But hold up there, cowpoke. While you're in your own little disco dance-world, the rest of us are in line to pay at the grocery store. Now we're all just staring at you. We know the No Air Banding rule is severe, but trust us: it's for your own good.

By wearing your "NO AIR BANDING" t-shirt, you'll be providing a public service and making checkout lines safer for everybody. Maybe you should get a few, so you can wear one every time you leave the house.

This funny t-shirt comes in 10 different colors and a range sizes. The material is a very soft cotton fabric which feels great and lasts long.

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Mariachi Tuxedo T-Shirt

Go formal in faux-Mexican style with this awesome Mariachi Tuxedo t-shirt. Flamboyant red and green on a black background is sure to attract attention. A stylish gold button to the side add extra flair and class.

The next time I am invited to a formal event involving a mariachi band, I will definitely wear this funny t-shirt. And all the hottest girls will want to dance with me!

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Carcetti for Mayor

Although it had it's funny moments, you don't see a lot of funny t-shirts related to the TV series, "The Wire". So in that sense, this t-shirt is a rarity. Tommy Carcetti is the guy who became mayor of Baltimore, starting out as an idealistic reformer and ending up corrupted by the political realities he faced. Hilarious, eh? I don't know why, but I find it amusing - cynicism FTW!

The t-shirt design looks just like one of Carcetti's campaign posters in the show. It's a bit hard to see in the photos here, but it has some stars along the top with "Thomas J. Tommy" written in fairly small letters between. Below that it's just "Carcetti" and "Mayor". Like this:

Thomas J. "Tommy"
CARCETTI
MAYOR

Let's save the great American city of Baltimore. Vote for Tommy!

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More Cowbell T-shirt

The "More Cowbell" t-shirt is a true classic. Inspired by the legendary SNL skit with Christopher Walken as the music producer who wants just a bit more cowbell, this joke is older than my girlfriend but still makes me laugh every time.

This is the t-shirt for people who remember Saturday Night Live in its heyday or just appreciate a good joke. Wear this funny shirt and you'll be able to tell who's cool and who's a fool by their reactions. Because cool people always want more cowbell!

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Meh. T-shirt

Some days I just feel kinda meh. On that kind of day, the last question I want to answer (other than, "Who took my chocolate?") is "How are you doing?". In order to preempt that sort of question, on meh days, I wear my meh. t-shirt. If any of my friends do ask me how I'm doing, I simply point to the shirt and possibly making my patented, "meh" look.

Meh is the perfect word for that sort of mood, meh is exactly what the t-shirt says, in a simple, but light-hearted font:

meh.

I rate this t-shirt at 1 meh. Comes in navy, maroon, red, black, and royal (whatever royal means - must be royal blue...)

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Approved Stamp shirt

You don't want people to think you're the type of person who's always seeking the approval of others. People frown on that sort of behavior. What better way to convince them all that you don't need their approval than to show that you've already been approved? With a great big "APPROVED" stamp emblazoned across your chest, everybody will know that you don't care what they think. And that will surely make them like you.

There's a light, stamp-shaped outline around the all-caps "APPROVED" text to achieve the office stamp effect.

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Magic Talk Bubble T Shirt

Finally, a t-shirt that understands the value of silence. This shirt features a nicely proportioned talk bubble that says absolutely nothing. It could also be a perfect gift for that someone special in your life who happens to have taken a vow of silence.

If you ever get tired of the empty talk bubble you can always write in something pithy and/or hilarious yourself. Then it will be like a brand new shirt! You could even invite your friends to write in the talk bubble, and wash it out later if their humor doesn't is sub-standard.

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Circle of Trust - Meet the Parents T-shirt

Meet the Parents was a pretty dumb movie, I gotta say. But I did like a couple of bits, like where Robert DeNiro's character (former CIA agent or some other kind of top secret spy dude) was talking about his circle of trust, and drawing diagrams to explain it.

In the diagram featured on this t-shirt, he has sketched out an explanation for his daughter's boyfriend, Focker, telling him just where he fits (or doesn't fit, rather) into the family's circle of trust. I've never worked for the CIA (I swear!), but I am not inclined to give the benefit of the doubt to people I don't know well. So I wear this t-shirt to let pretty much everybody I meet know exactly how I feel about them, trust-wise. Always better to let them know where they stand, don't you think?

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Disheveled Tuxedo T-shirt

A tuxedo t-shirt is a great way to bridge the chasm between formal and slovenly. But what about the after-party? You might feel a bit self-conscious, still wearing your fully formal tux tee while everyone else is loosening the bow ties, undoing a button or two.

Here, for me anyway, is the answer. The Disheveled Tuxedo T-shirt. It's a black formal-style tuxedo print, but with the bow tie hanging loose, top shirt buttons undone, and the shirt un-tucked. A few wrinkles add an extra touch of verisimilitude.

If I'm ever invited to the wedding of one of the Trailer Park Boys, I'm totally wearing this shirt. I won't try to use the word "verisimilitude" in casual conversation there, however.

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Why do I wear funny t-shirts?

  • A funny or provocative t-shirt can be a great conversation starter.
  • I can display my sharp wit without opening my mouth and ruining the effect.
  • Funny t-shirts spread joy and cheer throughout the land.
  • I amuse myself when I look in the mirror (and practice reading reversed text)
So there you have it. Great funny t-shirts and great rationalizations for buying them. Full service with a sardonic smile from FunnyTshirtHouse.com. Enjoy!